… and, for the inhabitants of Wuthering Heights and Thrushcross Grange, it took two generations.
Flavor: Wuthering Heights
Author: Emily Bronte
Why it’s tasty: Love-hate relationships are healthy, right? Well, for you unfortunate lot who’ve yet to experience this phenomena, I present the fiery connection and complication of an ambitious, flighty bitch, and a passionate, vengeful gypsy. Choose your side wisely.
What it says about you: Not only have you added to your bursting mahogany bookshelves, rich with texts of the literary canon, you’ve also ignited the sadist in you. Congratulations, and welcome to the club!